Today is National Puppy Day, when we lavish all the love and affection we possibly can on our adorable little pups.

But really, let’s be honest — we spoil the crap out of our fluffy babies pretty much every day of the year. Most puppies get so used to being treated like the royalty they are, in fact, that they develop quite the attitude if they think they aren’t getting enough attention. That’s why we’ve decided that the only way to appease our tiny four-legged overlords is to share with you just how adorable they can be.

If you can’t remember what it’s like to have a puppy because yours is fully grown, here are 20 nuggets to remind you that they are chock-full of sass.

1. Here’s what you’ll get if you try to wake up this puppy for a walk.

2. “DON’T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, MOTHER.”

3. When your hooman embarrasses you in public.