Oh, my! ThinkProgress justice editor’s Gorsuch obsession is getting really creepy
@imillhiser After reading your timeline, just admit that you love him and have a collage of Gorsuch pics covering your bedroom wall.
— Anonymous Anonymizer (@JonathanLingo) March 22, 2017
As Judge Neil Gorsuch’s SCOTUS confirmation gets closer to becoming a reality, many Democrats and liberals are growing increasingly desperate. But even among the Feinsteins and the Kohns and the Durbins and the Frankens, ThinkProgress’ justice editor Ian Millhiser manages to stand out.
Not only is Millhiser rooting for Gorsuch to fail, but he’s apparently straight-up obsessed with the guy. Take a look at some of hismost recent tweets:
Gorsuch reminds me of a super-wholesome dad who turns out to be the leader of an evil plot to overthrow the government in Act 3 of the movie
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
OMG! I just realized who Gorsuch is. He's the Mayor from Season 3 of Buffy.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch isn't a bad guy if you look past the time when he turned into a giant snake and ate a bunch of people at Sunnydale High School.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is that really studious guy you knew in college who was popular and well-liked and also a vampire who feeds on the innocent.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is your best friend's strict-but-fair dad who also engages in human sacrifice.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is your college boyfriend who is kind-natured and good in bed and is also secretly siphoning your lifeforce to become immortal.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is the kind of person who would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
Neil Gorsuch is the kind of person who accidentally traps Dream in his basement after he tries to capture Death.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
I'm deeply saddened that there are people in this world who don't understand that Neil Gorsuch is the villain in a Joss Whedon show.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) March 22, 2017
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