While we wait for SCOTUS’ ruling on Masterpiece Cakeshop, Justice Neil Gorsuch has issued a ruling of his own:

Oooh. Justice Gorsuch drags wedding cakes for generally looking good but not, well, having great flavor.

— Scott Shackford [Blue Checkmark] (@SShackford) December 5, 2017

Gorsuch stands up to wedding cakes pic.twitter.com/I4EYOjqZem

— CFPB Director, Sloth Division, Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

Hey, somebody had to say it.

It needed to be said, honestly.

— Polly Karr (@karr_pe) December 5, 2017

Republicans sacrificed a lot to get this view on the court. https://t.co/BqcJ7r2JX4

— Ben Pershing (@benpershing) December 5, 2017

We know the value of delicious wedding cakes https://t.co/eQyTJKSadZ

— CFPB Director, Sloth Division, Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

For all the controversy surrounding his appointment, Gorsuch clearly has the right opinion on the seminal issue of our time https://t.co/brsxQXixon

— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) December 5, 2017

This is why my wife and I got a cheesecake wedding cake. Because wedding cake wedding cakes are trash. https://t.co/KYHiLqPia6

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) December 5, 2017

5 layers w/ 5 different chocolates for us. For same reason. https://t.co/OmTPZfGLzN

— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) December 5, 2017

Why do people even have wedding cakes when there are literally a billion better foods that exist?
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A gigantic pizza would be far superior to a wedding cake and could also be cut. Why does no one talk about this common sense reform? pic.twitter.com/LE2zWyo3Xq

— Taqqiya Purveyor (@notwokieleaks) December 5, 2017

Finally, a reasonable, moderate, universally supported ruling from the Supreme Court.

— Mark Maiwurds (@MarkMaiwurds) December 5, 2017

So liberals were right about Gorsuch being extreme – he's going full conservative and banning all wedding cakes https://t.co/3GNH7fgjVV

— CFPB Director, Sloth Division, Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) December 5, 2017

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