http://twitter.com/#!/KagroX/status/257957024518770689

Faced with the downward spiral of the failing, flailing Obama campaign, the Left is finding it increasingly difficult to prevent its desperation from showing. The absurd Dish-gate non-scandal is only the latest of liberals’ ridiculous efforts to deflect attention away from their ineptitude and paint the GOP as the political screwups.

Daily Kos contributing editor David Waldman is one of those desperate liberals. He took to Twitter this afternoon to obsess over Paul Ryan’s dishwashing technique, making sure to cruelly question Ryan’s moral character in the process:

Of course I washed a dish that was already clean. Why should I punish clean dishes for being tidy?

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

Why NOT wash a dish that’s already clean? Clean dishes are what we call “meal creators.” Don’t hate them because they’re already clean.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

Frankly, I think you should was 0% of your dishes. They were washed when they were earned by the owner, and I oppose double washing.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

I was only washing dishes to demonstrate the overly burdensome regulation imposed. Why wash dishes when poors will just die, anyway?

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

No one ever died from lack of clean dishes.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

I guess technically, Paul Ryan is now the world record holder for fastest cleaning of soup kitchen pots.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

Hell, I’m surprised Ryan didn’t simply have the House deem the soup kitchen photos taken.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 15, 2012

Waldman also retweeted these gems from sycophantic followers.

@kagrox If your dishes are dirty, you can just take them to an ER to get them washed.

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) October 15, 2012

“Even clean dishes deserve to be washed.” #ThingsPaulRyanTeachesHisChildren dailykos.com/story/2012/10/…

— Jed Lewison (@jedlewison) October 15, 2012

@kagrox Atlas Scrubbed

— Steve Zorowitz (@szorowitz) October 15, 2012

Oh, how clever!

Keep it up, liberals. Continue to cast aspersions on conservatives’ characters while ignoring your own broken moral compasses. When facts fail, lash out. And scrub with all your might; as long as you insist on perpetuating lies, your consciences will never be clean.

Update: Waldman’s still at it, four hours later. No, really.

Someone should change Wikipedia to say that Paul Revere washed already clean dishes to warn the British.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) October 16, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/15/daily-kos-editor-lends-voice-to-chorus-of-dish-gate-obsessives/