Meme-licious: Jay Carney totally ‘appreciates’ the unfettered mockery

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Heh. Jay Carney’s press briefing today (when he finally showed up) turned into mockery gold. In addition to shamefully diminishing the lives lost in Benghazi by calling it a “political circus,” blaming Fox News for the AP scandal and a bout of denial, he uttered some words that became fodder for snark.

First, he fell back on the ol’ “I totally appreciate your questions, guys.”

Drink! Jay Carney once again says he “appreciates” questions about IRS witch hunt. #jaycarneyappreciates

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

Man, he sure knows how to consistently lie with a straight face: Check out how many times he said that at the last briefing.

Jay Carney REALLY “appreciates the question.” Like, 131 times. ow.ly/l1gBc

— The Fix (@TheFix) May 14, 2013

He continued today.

Jay Carney once again “appreciates” all the questions re: administration scandal.

— Jake Aurelian (@jakeaurelian) May 14, 2013

Carney appreciates the IRS questions. In other words: “I love lamp.”

— Jesse Byrnes (@jessebyrnes) May 14, 2013

Jay Carney “appreciates.” Drink.

— Mike Hayes (@michaelhayes) May 14, 2013

Jay Carney “appreciates” these questions. Really, guys, he does! #JayCarneyAppreciates

— Lauren Dixon (@laurendixon88) May 14, 2013

Serious You Guys.

Jay Carney appreciates the questions, you guys. Really.

— RB (@RBPundit) May 14, 2013

Jay Carney appreciates your questions. Appreciate appreciate appreciate. He appreciates the appreciation of your appreciated questions.

— Adam Cancryn (@adamcancryn) May 14, 2013

I don’t think Jay Carney appreciates any question right now really

— Tim Dreyer (@Timbotown) May 14, 2013

RT @domeniconbc: At least the third time Carney has said “unfettered”. He also appreciates the “nature of the question”

— M. Alex Johnson (@MAlexJohnson) May 14, 2013

Zing! And that brings us to his other favorite: Unfettered.

.@presssec Jay Carney: “Sideshow, ARB, unfettered, Republicans, we can’t comment on an ongoing investigation, blah, blah, blah.”

— Scott W. Graves (@ScottWGraves) May 14, 2013

Carney says Pres strongly believes press must be “unfettered” in its pursuit of information.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 14, 2013

Does anyone know how many times J Carney yes the word Unfettered? Maybe someone should get him a thesaurus.

— sherry G (@sherryGlively) May 14, 2013

No! Don’t be a buzz kill. The subsequent mockery was delicious.

Someone please fetter Jay Carney’s use of the word “unfettered.”

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 14, 2013

Who shall fetter the unfetterers!?

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 14, 2013

.@kcresto Carney said the word unfettered or a variation of the term “unfettering” a good 20 times. reporter even used it in their question

— ali (@alison_rambles) May 14, 2013

That’s right; It’s catching!

Oh crap it’s contagious! The press is saying “unfettered” now too.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 14, 2013

The hilarity continued … and #Unfettered is trending.

Lying liar Jay Carney’s verbal crutch immortalized: #unfettered is trending. twitter.com/michellemalkin…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

The relief Jay Carney feels now that his IRS/AP/Benghazi spin session is over is #unfettered twitter.com/michellemalkin…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

Just watching @presssec ‘s Carney-val briefing from earlier today. Now I know why twitter is so #unfettered today. Heh-heh.

— Monique________#TGDN (@MoniNewOrleans) May 14, 2013

#Unfettered giggle: I made a Daft Punk/Jay Carney joke this morning. Now, they’re trending next to each other. twitter.com/michellemalkin…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

Carney: My assumptions about our innocence in these scandals are completely #unfettered.

— EdMorrissey (@EdMorrissey) May 14, 2013

WOW, Carney says “press should operate unfettered” again.

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) May 14, 2013

@greggutfeld “Unfettered” needs a double-banning. Carney has said it too many times to count during this presser.

— Tim Wells (@RightWingNerd) May 14, 2013

#ThingsJayCarneyDOESKnow #Unfettered lack of shame makes a guy well qualified to be @barackobama‘s Press Secretary

— Joe the Patriotic (@joethepatriotic) May 14, 2013

Carney isn’t saying “unfettered.” He is saying “un’ feder’d,” a new phrase for “under federal supervision.”

— Jim Antle (@jimantle) May 14, 2013

Somewhere, right now, Robert Gibbs is laughing his ass off. #Unfettered

— Jerome Hudson(@JeromeEHudson) May 14, 2013

Maybe the #unfettered way we elected this President is the problem. #Scandalpalooza

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) May 14, 2013

#Unfettered: The life and lies of an Obama mouthpiece. MT @octivepip I can’t wait for Jay Carney’s Tell-All-Book.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

I’m sure Jay Carney’s bowels were #unfettered after that briefing.

— Savannah (@thesavvy) May 14, 2013

Oh dear.

#p2 #uniteblue must be having a Xanax/Pepto cocktail looking at the top trends right now —-> #unfettered Eric Holder Jay Carney <snickers>

— LilMissRightie (@LilMissRightie) May 14, 2013

Ah, meme-licious and schadenfreude-licious.

I’d like to be #unfettered from this administration, know what I’m sayin’?

— RB (@RBPundit) May 14, 2013

Bingo.

Never change, Twitter.

Related:

Blame Fox News! Sniveling twit Jay Carney spins for Obama on AP scandal

State of denial: Jay Carney unwilling to admit that IRS targeted conservative groups

Dead and circuses: Like President Sideshow, Clown Carney calls Benghazi a ‘political circus’

#ReasonsCarneyIsLate: Why is Clown Carney late for briefing? Scrawling in his tear-stained diary?

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