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Since President Obama can’t be bothered to address the NAACP Annual Convention in Houston, he’s sending Vice President Joe Biden, a man known far and wide for his racial sensitivity. 

What could possibly go wrong?

The Twitterverse has a few ideas. As a followup to this week’s #ThingsRomneyShouldSayToTheNAACP hashtag, conservatives speculated about what Biden might say to the NAACP audience when he inevitably goes off-script.

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP Now, do y'all pronounce it "Nay -Sip"?

— Proof (@ProofBlog) July 12, 2012

More importantly, does Nay-Sip have one of those website numbers?

https://twitter.com/Darin_Driscoll/status/223296324810964992

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP I was born a poor black child.

— Zombie Gene Rayburn (@TexasorBusted) July 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/status/223369750665904128

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP I'm sorry Barack isn't here.. he's off playing gol…I mean, he is on 'official business' in a secret location!

— Laura (@GOPrincess) July 12, 2012

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP Hey, it's my homeboy Lincoln! What? It's been done? Fo' Schnizzle!

— darrelanderson (@darrelanderson) July 12, 2012

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP We really appreciate your continued support despite the fact that we totally take your votes for granted.

— Turd Ferguson (@Drunk_Matthews) July 12, 2012

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP Guess I don't have to use an Indian accent here…

— Hank Rearden (@mlkahnke) July 12, 2012

I loved the Jeffersons #WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP

— randy is fed up (@pgkstj) July 12, 2012

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP Did you remember to show your ID on the way in?

— Laura (@GOPrincess) July 12, 2012

Can we expect an attempted slam at Romney?

#WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP How do you like another rich old White guy trying to relate to you?

— Roy Rogers (@Roy__Rogers) July 12, 2012

Make it happen!

And right before the drooling starts:

Who are you people? And why the hell am I here? #WhatJoeBidenWillSayToNAACP

— randy is fed up (@pgkstj) July 12, 2012

Think any of this will actually happen? Place your bets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/12/foot-meet-mouth-what-joe-biden-will-say-to-the-naacp-today/