Comedy gold: Alec Baldwin needs help naming dog (in honor of Dick Cheney)
I want to name my dog in honor of
Dick Cheney.
What should I call him?
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) March 17, 2013
Is this one of those bugs we’ve heard about where scheduled tweets are sent years late? Or is Alec Baldwin the only person in America with Dick Cheney on his mind tonight? We love topical humor as much as anyone, so let’s see what Baldwin’s followers come up with.
@abfalecbaldwin dick!
— Chuck Loeb (@ChuckLoeb) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin a bitch.
— Maya (@WhatNotToWear13) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Shithead. Worked for Steve Martin in The Jerk.
— Joe Casale (@sportsJC16) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Shitface?
— Rob Martin (@Pawnshopfilms) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin “Dangerous with a Shot Gun” ?
— STEPHEN J. CROWLEY (@STEPHENJCROWLEY) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin is Satan taken? How about Beelzebub?
— Dutch_Mandel (@Dutch_Mandel) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin haliburton. asshole for short.
— victoria smith (@sfgirlbybay) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Heartless Bastard.
— David Higgins (@DAnthonyHiggins) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin asshat?
— Angela Doll Carlson (@mrsmetaphor) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin satan?
— Angela Doll Carlson (@mrsmetaphor) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Dog Dick
— RedRants (@Red_Rants) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Criminal, or Killer for short
— elisabeth sereda (@elisabethsereda) March 17, 2013
@mrjoshcharles @abfalecbaldwin DickHead
— Amy Sacco (@amysacco) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin “fucking asshole”?
— David Dahl (@deezthugs) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin asshole
— Andrea Baker (@AndreaEBaker) March 17, 2013
@abfalecbaldwin Buckshot
— Sean Masterson (@SeanMastersons) March 17, 2013
OK, we admit Buckshot’s not bad. That, or “Matt Damon.”