http://twitter.com/#!/MathewSHarrison/status/231975419753160704

Bless their hearts: Liberals on Twitter tried to come up with #ConservativeTShirts.

#ConservativeTShirts Old times here are not forgotten: Child Labor, Share Cropping and even slavery.

— Thomas McDonald (@TJMCNH2007) August 5, 2012

#conservativetshirts Tax breaks for horses, not for kids!

— unkybunky (@unkybunky) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts Money is speech, corporations are people, and broccoli is healthcare.

— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) August 5, 2012

And failed, as always. Humor is not their strong suit.

Conservatives swiftly took it over and, as usual, were far more clever.

#ConservativeTShirts What Happened to the War Protestors?

— Hypno Jive (@hypnonon) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts It takes a Liberal to turn a terrorist into a victim.

— gary grams (A) (@garygramscom) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts we believe the military has the right to vote, not just dead people

— Go Right With Jane (@janie_austin) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts Waiting in line: 1hr 10min,Gas:$3.40 a gallon,ChickfilA meal for 2: $14.60,Standing up 4 Freedom of Speech–Priceless!

— Dawn Anderson (@cmasmomtx) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts bought with my own money

— Braves Fan! (@johnpaul530) August 5, 2012

#ConservativeTShirts pic.twitter.com/cA1bREU2

— Tinwizid (@Tinwizid) August 5, 2012

They then came up with some hilarious, and insightful, #LiberalTShirts.

#LiberalTShirts The government gave me this shirt after you paid for it.

— Jay Davis (@_jaybird72) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts Tolerance is a 1 way street

— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts Have you hugged your Government Entitlement Program Today?

— ← scoπ's †wεε† 1776 (@imstudwel) August 5, 2012

"I'm so open-minded and non-judgmental I'll slash your tires & sue you for Hate Speech if you dare to disagree with me" #LiberalTShirts

— Furrystoat (@Furrystoat) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts "I Hate Christians, But You're the Bigot!"

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts What do facts have to do with anything?

— Ed Baker (@EdBaker3000) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts A century of failure proves nothing!

— The People's Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts Free speech is only protected when I agree with you.

— Skyler Woods (@ReturnTo1776) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts I've been to all 57 states

— Sister Honey (D) (@Herfarm) August 5, 2012

#LiberalTShirts "You Didn't Build That!"

— 重難 (@IloveJho_) August 5, 2012

Diversity for all, except you #LiberalTShirts

— JoRo (@YesThatJo_Ro) August 5, 2012

Ha! That last one has been especially true this week, hasn’t it?

More, please, Twitter! Nothing like some giggle-snorts on a Sunday morning!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/05/liberaltshirts-vs-conservativetshirts-battle-of-the-slogans/