http://twitter.com/#!/AiPolitics/status/343413688365109248

@BarackObama is the totally nonpartisan Twitter account for Organizing for Action. It just happens to bear President Obama’s name and image, but remember, the organization is completely “non-political” when it offers seminars on “campaign issue management.”

http://twitter.com/#!/OFA_AZ/status/343423359079559169

Nothing to see here. Move along.

OFA is welcoming new “fellows” today with a series of icebreakers, training sessions and other cult initiations … like speed dating:

http://twitter.com/#!/ChicagoNW_OFA/status/343404747769933824

http://twitter.com/#!/jslconsulting/status/343377461750419456

Heh. Julia wouldn’t say much. She has no mouth — just how the Dems like their womenfolk.

http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/343425349390041089

Blogger @SooperMexican offers a hilarious play-by-play of what the #OFAfellows are up to.

They’re chowing down on the conservative cootie pies served by Papa John’s:

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343396506440724480

What’s next? A trip to Hobby Lobby?

This OFA fellow is working hard on getting “fired up.” Really, he is.

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343410544633606144

Things are intense for these OFA fellows.

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343415064809861120

Others are putting their efforts into breaking the ice:

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343405170895495169

Progressives of pallor unite!

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343407241275244544

So what kind of seminars and training sessions are the new initiates enjoying today? Conservatives take their best guesses:

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/343424209168515072
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/343368299557556226
http://twitter.com/#!/JimmyPrinceton/status/343373469557346306
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/343426061834543104
http://twitter.com/#!/flyoverangel/status/343375840291221504

But really, isn’t there just one thing the OFA fellows need to perfect?

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/343414873750896640

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/08/hilarious-pics-barackobama-welcomes-new-ofafellows-happy-warriors-welcome-giggles/