Al Gore cashes in on sweet, sweet Big Oil money, tries to avoid ‘fair share’

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/286678294345154561

That alone is enough to make our sides ache with giggles. As Twitchy reported, Al Gore sold his floundering and failing Current TV to Al-Jazeera, after turning Glenn Beck down.

Gore turns down Glenn Beck to buy and air in 60 million homes but agrees to sell to Al Jezzera and line his pockets with oil money!

— Ernie G (@ssbn616g) January 3, 2013

Delicious: Al Gore’s Current TV to be bought by Al Jazeera, the state-owned media company of oil rich Qatar. Make your own jokes, people.

— DF Warner (@DFlynnWarner) January 2, 2013

And joke, they did! After pausing to catch their breaths.

LOLOLOLOL RT @freebeacon: Gore Pockets $100M on TV Sale to Oil-Backed Al Jazeera bit.ly/UdBED4

— RB (@RBPundit) January 3, 2013

Oh, the sweet, sweet irony.

Al Gore: So called green activist hitting the jackpot from rick Qatari oil tycoons. The irony hurts my head

— John Brooks (@Jbroks86) January 2, 2013

Irony.Climate change guru Al Gore sells his Current TV to Al Jazeera, supported by oil kingdom.

— Dusty Rhodes (@AuditorRhodes) January 3, 2013

So, the king of global climate warming change has sold out to evil oil producers? Hence forth, Al Gore shall be synonymous with hypocrite.

— steve mieczkowski (@steveatmguy) January 3, 2013

The sale of Current.TV to Al Jazeera just shows you how full of shit Al Gore is. Mr. Global Warming just got his payday from oil money.

— Robert McLaws (@robertmclaws) January 3, 2013

Heh MT @billhobbs: Muslim media co funded by oil $ buys Al Gore’s failed TV net, where he pushed alt energy. Gore is now an oil profiteer

— Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce) January 3, 2013

When carbon commodities don’t sell…RT @freebeacon: Gore Pockets $100M on TV Sale to Oil-Backed Al Jazeera bit.ly/UdBED4

— Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) January 3, 2013

#AnInconvenientTruth RT @rbpundit: You know who loves filthy oil profits? AL GORE. HAHAHAHA #tcot #p2

— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013

Seriously, who had Gore emerging as slickest snake oil salesman from THAT administration? Competition works!

— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013

I should probably cook dinner. I don’t have any of that Al Gore oil money to dine out with.

— KUMBAYAAAAAAA (@stephenkruiser) January 3, 2013

Bada-Zing! But, wait! There is even more hypocrisy and subsequent delicious mockery.

@stephenkruiser I still want to know if the deal actually closed on 12/31 to save Al Gore some taxes on those filthy oil profits.

— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) January 3, 2013

Hahaha. Al Gore accepted $100M of big oil money and pushed the deal through to avoid “Obama’s” tax hikes? Love it.

— Espyonaj (@Espyonaj) January 3, 2013

RT @thegoldfarb: Al Gore pockets $100 million from oil company Qatar Inc. & rushed the deal through before Dec. 31 to get the Bush tax-rate

— Yossi Gestetner (@YossiGestetner) January 3, 2013

Al Gore, you were a MAJOR advocate for higher taxes to help the country. I ask you to stall your deal so you can pay your fair share! #TCOT

— Republican Believer (@cubfanbeerguy) January 3, 2013

I thought Al Gore would be one of those liberals who would GLADLY pay more in taxes for his fair share.. freebeacon.com/gore-pockets-1…

— Ted (@Tedgforce) January 3, 2013

Al-Jazeera Buys Current TV: humanevents.com/2013/01/03/al-… Al Gore races to avoid Obama taxes on his oil money.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 3, 2013

It’s been said by plenty of people but I find it hilarious that Gore wanted his TV deal done in 2012. What about your fair share Al?!

— dsmtrader (@dsmtrader2) January 3, 2013

“Fair share” for thee, but not for me! Nor for his second chakra. Eww.

Big Oil rocks. Right, Al Gore and Matt Damon? #glasshouserules

— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) January 3, 2013

News: Current TV was just acquired by Al Jazeera. Poetry: Gore’s network bought w oil money.

— Ivan Kenneally (@daily_witness) January 3, 2013

so Al Gore starts Current TV, cries about global warming, hates oil. blah blah blah. sells it to Al Jazeera. Money > Principles

— Tony I AM A TEXAN (@TonyG916) January 3, 2013

Al Gore’s current TV is bought with oil profits. Oh my goodness! Please tell me more about the Bush’s relationship with the Saudis!

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) January 3, 2013

Funny how prominent climate activists seem very happy to take money from oil rich Arab nations. Looking at you Al Gore. #fb

— Mary McCraw Amyx (@MaryAmyx) January 3, 2013

Wonder if anyone at the Church of Climate Change has qualms about the Goracle cashing out with oil money?

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 3, 2013

Heh. Of course not. But hurt, widdle feelings, frantic spinning, and lashing out will commence.

Really butthurt that Al Gore sold out to oil money -> @prometheus4us

— RB (@RBPundit) January 3, 2013

Some good news? “Fair share” profits should be coming our way, right?

If my math is correct, my fair share of Als Gore & Jazeera deal is $97. Coming for your fracking movie dough next, Damon! #CashOnlyNoChecks

— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) January 3, 2013

Thanks, Al!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/03/al-gore-cashes-in-on-sweet-sweet-big-oil-money-avoids-paying-fair-share-twitter-cashes-in-on-laughs/

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