John Kerry’s ‘Kyrzakhstan’ country invention inspires gaffe-tastic mockery

http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/306072765658693632

Zing! As Twitchy reported, Secretary of Dunce John Kerry invented a new country.

I hope Kyrzakhstan has a port city where one can dock one’s yacht tax-free. #JohnKerryNewCountries

— jdonels (@jdonels) February 25, 2013

Where are the media cries of “what about your gaffes?”

Media’s Reaction: Silence. Taking a sip of water is so much worse. –>Kerry’s First Gaffe: ‘Kyrzakhstan’? nationalreview.com/corner/341461/…

— Elizabeth Vale (@PoliticalGOPMom) February 25, 2013

Yes. Taking a sip of water is cause for replaying 155 times. In one day.

Plus, but … but … Palin!

When Sarah Palin makes a typo on Twitter, she’s referred to as being dumb. When John Kerry, SecofState invents a new country, what happens?

— Ubong Kingsley-Udoh (@ubongudoh) February 25, 2013

@libertaslogos Will not hear a word about Kerry not knowing names of countries but 5 yrs later still after Sarah Palin

— ♥ Bettye ♥ (@BettyeBear) February 25, 2013

When Palin makes a typo on Twitter, lib journos go nuclear. When Obama’s SecofState invents a country…hello? twitchy.com/2013/02/25/wha…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 25, 2013

No worries! Twitter users are at the ready to, once again, do the job that the media won’t do. Bonus? They do it with humor, too. Enter #JohnKerryNewCountries.

#JohnKerryNewCountriesI’mArichOldWhiteGuyWhoMarriedIntoMoneyicstan

— Crispin Armon Gipson (@critterman76) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Koolaidia

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Lurchistan

— Bunker91 (@TheRealBunker91) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Russia-USSR

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountriesGenghis Khanistan

— Jenn (@StenoJenny) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Flip-Floppia

— Bunker91 (@TheRealBunker91) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries The Isle of Moormayacht

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries StillsmarterthanHagelstan

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountriesHeinzmania

— Joe Friday (@justhefax_mam) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountriesCraptasticstan

— Riddle Me This…. (@EgoAenigma) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountriesThe Sequester Islands

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountriesWindsurfia

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Equine-istan

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) February 25, 2013

#JohnKerryNewCountries Payman Islands.

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 25, 2013

And an early win with bonus hashtag?

#JohnKerryNewCountries Rhode Island… oops, my mistake, that’s a #JohnKerryTaxDodge

— Krebs v Carnot (@Noah_Whining) February 25, 2013

More, please!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/25/johnkerrynewcountries-john-kerrys-kyrzakhstan-inspires-gaffe-tastic-mockery/

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