Voting is the best revenge for Big Bird

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The large yellow puppet millionaire that dominated much of America’s election coverage after the first presidential debate seems to be on the same page with Beyoncé when it comes to post-election football spiking.

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— LMAO TWITPICS™ (@_LMAO_TWITPICS) November 7, 2012

Who’s unemployed now? Well, even by the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ numbers, at least 12 million people. Big Bird’s job was never in jeopardy, though — America takes care of its puppets, no matter how famous or wealthy.

This is so bad it’s good. Big Bird’s revenge! WIll make RWNJs heads explode! twitter.com/UKProgressive/…

— DenisCampbell (@UKProgressive) November 7, 2012

I bet ya Big Bird breathed a big sigh of relief this morning…

— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) November 7, 2012

Yes, Muppets and vaginas everywhere exhaled in unison.

HEY BIG BIRD WE’RE SAFE!!! #election2012

— Arthur Read (@arthur_read8) November 7, 2012

Welcome back, Big Bird. #Election2012

— VEVO (@VEVO) November 7, 2012

Welcome back? Did Big Bird go somewhere? Would he, please?

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