Caught out there: Destroying Joe ‘Chompers’ Biden and his debate lies

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/256619631048024064

The priceless Ace of Spades took to Twitter to call out Joe “Chompers” Biden on his egregious lies during his debate with Paul Ryan last night.

The one thing they told Joey Chompers not to do is tell a great big easily disproven lie.He did just that. ace.mu.nu/archives/33376…

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

No seriously, Joe Biden just flat-out lied about his War votes.ace.mu.nu/archives/33376…

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

For Joey Chompers youtube.com/watch?v=mWoT9e…

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Ace of Spades points this pesky little fact out, from The Free Beacon:

“I was there, I voted against them,” Biden continued. “I said, no, we can’t afford that.”

Then Sen. Biden voted for the Afghanistan resolution on Sept. 14, 2001 which authorized “the use of United States Armed Forces against those responsible for the recent attacks launched against the United States.”

And on Oct. 11, 2002, Biden voted for a resolution authorizing unilateral military action in Iraq, according to the Washington Post.

Huh. Imagine that! What other lies did Chompers utter? Ace, as King Pimp Paul Ryan, is on the case!

By the way, when Ryan asks biden if he knows the unemployment rate in Scranton, he says “Sure do.”He doesn’t.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Ryan then tells him, and he sort of pretends he was just about to say that. But Ryan just beat him to it.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Does the same thing when Ryan asks him about Scranton’s current unemployment rate.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

I thought this was an error by Ryan. When the Bullshit Artist claimed he knew the unemployment rate, he should have ASKED HIM.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

@liberrocky at this point Biden was proving himself to be quite the asshole.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Joey Chomper’s enormous false choppers are going to be the tombstones of the campaign.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Joey Chompers, Foreign Policy Expert, claimed Syria and Libya were different in that Syria was five times the size, geographically, as Libya

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Libya: wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Liby… 690,000 sq. milesSyria 71,000 sq. miles nationsencyclopedia.com/economies/Asia…

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

I’m not even sure what countries he was talking about.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

He was closer when he said Syria also had 5x the population of Libya. 20 million to about 6 million.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

But his “geographically” claim– completely ignorant.F***ing Moon Shot stuff. Just making things up and saying them With Authority.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Joe Chompers:Frequently wrong, never in doubt.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Joe Biden’s a less charismatic, drunker, more belligerent Cliff Claven.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

I’m re-watching this now. It’s like having an argument with your drunk, blowhard, dullwitted uncle at Thanksgiving.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Like your drunk old uncle, he’s fond of saying “I WAS THERE!!!”

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

I don’t want to be too age-ist but it’s time to retire the 70-year-old clown Biden.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Such a giver! Ace watches, so you don’t have to. His wrap-up is far more entertaining than suffering through having to watch Vice President Smirk yourself.

Fox News’ Bret Baier and other Twitter users also have some thoughts.

Thoughts on the day? 1 thought on what the vp said on Benghazi- the intel community he blames for getting it wrong about the protest and-1/2

— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) October 12, 2012

2/2 – tying it all to the video – is the same intell community he trusts implicitly when it comes to assessing iran’s nuclear secret threat

— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) October 12, 2012

@bretbaier One of my commenters was big on that point so I’m glad it’s being noticed.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Biden blamed the housing crisis on the Afghanistan & Iraq wars & Medicare Part D. He voted for all 3.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 12, 2012

Not since David Hassehoff embarrassed himself with a cheeseburger has TV been so riveting for all the wrong reasons. @aceofspadeshq

— Headshakers (@headshakers) October 12, 2012

According to Biden, Amb. Stevens is dead because the “intelligence community” didn’t forward his pleas for more security to the White House.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) October 12, 2012

@baseballcrank I was actually floored this morning. The women in my office never talk politics. They are outraged with Biden.

— Tillman Burnett (@jtburn7) October 12, 2012

As well they should be. The indispensable Ace continues.

I liked the part where he claimed he didn’t know everyone in Benghazi demanded more security every week @woodhouseb @whitakerdnc @joebiden

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

But perhaps such details are beyond the mind of “Ol’ Joe” 70-year-old clownbrain @woodhouseb@whitakerdnc @joebiden

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

BTW, will Obama fire the person he already knows is responsible for denying those security requests? @woodhouseb @whitakerdnc @joebiden

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

@jaketapper and they’re saying we have to wait until after November to find out if this is true or not.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Crafty Ol’ Joe just authorized 40 CIA agents to leak to repudiate his slander of them.Nice work, Joey Chompers!

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Biden seemed to think he was on the Family Feud and Raddatz was looking for the Top Five Things People Call Nonsense.

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Would anyone argue that Biden appeared to be a dignified statesman the public would trust as President of the United States?

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Think about how the left praised Obama in 2008 – cool, detached, logical, articulate, thinking-oriented. Do any of these apply to Biden?

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Does anyone in the media feel comfortable with the thought of Biden attending a negotiation with a foreign power?

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Terrifying! But, likely the only thing “real journalists” worry about is the time they will have to spend burying more bones for the Obama administration.

And he brings it all home.

Incidentally, Joey Chompers seems to think he voted against the Iraq & Afghanistan Wars ace.mu.nu/archives/33376…

— KingPimpPaulRyan (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 12, 2012

Will media call out even just this one egregious and easily disproved lie? Stay tuned! Our Magic 8 Ball says “not likely.” Or, not bloody likely, if you are feeling fancy.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/12/ace-of-spades-as-king-pimp-paul-ryan-destroys-joe-chompers-biden-and-his-debate-lies/

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