http://twitter.com/#!/TheMikeJames/status/180731855383965697

While at a funeral, most people use common sense and act accordingly. In-case you suffer from a lack of common sense, you’re in luck because today’s trending topic was #ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral.

Twitchy stalked the hashtag like crazy and selected the top 20 tweets.

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Perform CPR on the body.

— Mark Stein (@MStein0414) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral ask the pastor to hold service so you can use the bathroom.

— ⚡️ (@_LeeGoesToRehab) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral ask somebody if they come here often

— † (@gadsingh_) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

— SVMVNTHV (@sam_wbu) March 16, 2012

eww, dead person. #ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral

— Chris ☺ (@PlatypusPuncher) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Tell people you never liked the person anyway

— Jade (@BabesIDC) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Play Stairway to Heaven backwards…

— Elvish Princess Ánië (@Lenn0xa) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral (while viewing the body) say "I wonder where they got that wig from"

— THE BAE WHISPERER (@BEARDED_BIG_GUY) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral shout 'ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE!'

— katie (@_KatiePenguin) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral laugh hysterically At The Hysterical Criers

— Good Lawd  (@Chyanna_trill_) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral ask the widower if she's single

— ⛅️ (@CloudDami) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral ask who died?

— Sophian (@SophianIslam) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Look at an older family member and say 'That'll be you next…' ;')

— Chloeee♡ (@d0nt_Blink_) March 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/ricksoor/status/180731710047133696

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Yell out "I see dead people!"

— ḺΙṈA Ƨ (@_SiNcE97_) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral if it's an open casket affair don't high five the dead dude

— Elliot (@ElliotForder) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAfuneral ask is it almost over because you're hungry

— DConner89 (@TaureanReign) March 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/XxJaiixX/status/180735041326940161

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral sing "Another One Bites The Dust"

— Ashley (@ashleybroe) March 16, 2012

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Tweeting about Things Not To Do During A Funeral

— Cherry Darling (@SawhanaWhannell) March 16, 2012

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