http://twitter.com/#!/AllieTexx/status/217579037047013376 At a fundraiser last night, funnyman President Obama thanked the Boston crowd for Kevin Youkilis, the infielder who the Boston Red Sox traded to the Chicago White Sox on Sunday. He was reportedly met with a chorus of boos, and the video appears to back that up. The president certainly seemed to think he […]
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/341547976847667202 Adorable photo. Oh, Mark Knoller! Never change. As Twitchy has reported, CBS’ Mark Knoller has quite the snarky sense of humor. He is also a fan of the pun. http://twitter.com/#!/Sharon_Hekman/status/341549262829649920 Pun-zing! Related: CBS News’ Mark Knoller thankful for CNN’s asteroid countdown clock; Earth spared Next DOJ target: Mark Knoller? Reporter jokes about taking a Wiffle […]
http://twitter.com/#!/CassidheSWalker/status/214744990822313984 Ouch. The “second favorite” deal is a bit harsh on his birthday! Today is his birthday. It’s not our birthday too, though. Sir Paul McCartney turned 70 years old today. Naturally, there were many tweets offering birthday wishes to the rock and roll legend, who still seems to be a hit with the ladies. […]
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/337641316336939009 This afternoon, we learned the real reason that the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay is still open, more than five years after then-candidate Obama pledged his commitment to closing it: it’s Congress’ fault. http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/337641602216513537 It’s all politics! Obama’s ineptitude and habit of making promises he knows he can’t or won’t keep have nothing to […]
http://twitter.com/#!/jwcortes/status/300682505583984640 Amen. J.W. Cortes, Iraq war veteran and cast member of NBC’s “Stars Earn Stripes,” is in Texas to attend today’s memorial service for American hero, Chris Kyle. Wish it were under better circumstances Dallas Texas, but Ill see you bright & early tomorrow – #HonoringChrisKyle twitter.com/jwcortes/statu… — JW Cortes (@jwcortes) February 9, 2013 Boarding […]
Every dog has its day. Every dog also have a favorite place to be pet (it’s just Science). Some dogs love a good ear tickle, while other go nuts for a long belly rub. This Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, though, is addicted to people scratching his chest. His obsession is so bad, once you start […]
http://twitter.com/#!/ReillyRick/status/327077667490918400 Sportswriter Rick Reilly has a point: nothing the government does stops criminals from buying semi-automatic rifles illegally. If only the Senate had the courage earlier this month to ban terrorist bombings … it would have done about as much to have prevented the Boston Marathon bombing as universal background checks. As Reuters reported, “neither […]
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMikeJames/status/180731855383965697 While at a funeral, most people use common sense and act accordingly. In-case you suffer from a lack of common sense, you’re in luck because today’s trending topic was #ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral. Twitchy stalked the hashtag like crazy and selected the top 20 tweets. #ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral Perform CPR on the body. — Mark Stein (@MStein0414) March 16, […]
http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/312194521939193856 The MSNBC diversity cops have reportedly selected Chris Hayes to replace Ed Schultz in the 8:00 p.m. time slot. Schultz will slink away to an oh-so-coveted weekend gig on the network. It’s @chrislhayes. He’s taking over the 8pm time slot on MSNBC. Details at @mediadecodernyt: nyti.ms/YsliFw — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 14, 2013 Brian Stelter […]
And boy, did they nail it with this: We recommend, of course, that you read the whole thing. But here’s a sample: Perhaps it would be helpful for me to provide an example of a fun thing I do. I take part in levity. I enjoy jokes, which are fun. When the occasion presents itself, […]